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Author: Dan Quayle Page 2
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Places
California
Phoenix
Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor; it’s the other way around… they never vote for us.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
People
Poor
Republicans
Voting
For NASA, space is still a high priority.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
NASA
Space
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Children
Communication
Misspokements
Mothers
Bondage
Republicans
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Verbosity
We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Future
Misspokements
Past
Speech
I am not part of the problem, I am a Republican.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Problems
Speech
Republicans
Space is almost infinite; as a matter of fact, we think it is infinite.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Places
Science/Weather
Infinity
Space
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Science/Weather
Al Gore
Internet
We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Mistakes
Problems
Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren’t; I don’t know if it’s the way you say it, or how you look.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Entertainment
Misspokements
Television
We have a firm commitment to Europe; we are a part of Europe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Places
Europe
The future will be better tomorrow.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Future
Misspokements
Speech
What a waste it is to lose one's mind; or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Intelligence
Mind
Misspokements
I want to be Robin to Bush’s Batman.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Batman
George H. W. Bush
Robin
The loss of life will be irreplaceable.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Bank failures are caused by depositors who don’t deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Money
Banks
Management
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Change
Freedom
Trend
It’s a very good historical book about history.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Books
Communication
History
Misspokements
It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
People
Solar system
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Elections/Voting
Government
Misspokements
Speech
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