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Author: Dan Quayle Page 2
We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America
Education
Intelligence
Misspokements
Places
World
Space is almost infinite; as a matter of fact, we think it is infinite.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Places
Science/Weather
Infinity
Space
I have made good judgements in the past; I have made good judgements in the future.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Decisions
Judgment
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Places
Speech
Chicago
The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Places
Middle East
We have a firm commitment to Europe; we are a part of Europe.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Places
Europe
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Verbosity
If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Failure
Misspokements
Speech
Success
Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we’re going forward to tomorrow or whether we’re going to go past to the – to the back.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Future
Misspokements
Past
Time
If you give a person a fish, they’ll fish for a day; but if you train a person to fish, they’ll fish for a lifetime.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Animals
Misspokements
Fish
Teaching
Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs
Misspokements
People
Places
Louisiana
Racism
They need help, and we have helped, and we are here to help…. and we are helping, and we’re going to continue to help.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Helping
It shows ‘us vs. them,’ and I’m on the ‘us’ side.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. Well, I didn't live in this century.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America
History
Misspokements
Places
Holocaust
What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind… or not to have a mind at all; how true that is.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Intelligence
Mind
Misspokements
[Extending his hand at a campaign stop] I'm Dan Quayle. Who are you?
Woman: I'm your Secret Service agent.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Situations
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Places
California
Phoenix
I want to be Robin to Bush’s Batman.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Batman
George H. W. Bush
Robin
I am not part of the problem, I am a Republican.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Problems
Speech
Republicans
It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
People
Solar system
There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense; in other words a good offense wins.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Defense
Offense
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