Author: Edgar Watson Howe Page 2

Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

No man's credit is as good as his money.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

When a man says money can do anything… he hasn't got any.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor