Author: Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard Page 3
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Where ignorance is bliss, it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
It ain't no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Everything comes to him who waits… except a loaned book.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
No one needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Distant relatives are the best kind, and the further the better.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Kindness goes a long ways lots o' times when it ought t' stay at home.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist