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Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 3
If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Beliefs
Communication
Misspokements
Opinion
Speech
For your information, just answer me one question!
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I’ve gone where the hand of man has never set foot.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy 19th-century dialogue.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
It’s too caustic, said a director, when asked his opinion of a script. Goldwyn: To hell with the cost, if it’s a good picture, we’ll make it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Misspokements
This business is dog eat dog and nobody is gonna eat me.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
I have been laid up with intentional flu.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Misspokements
Yes, but that’s our strongest weak point.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Tell them to stand closer apart.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn’t go.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
On Mardi Gras
Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Occupations
Opinion
Critics
Oxymorons
We have passed a lot of water since then.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
In two words, impossible.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
If I look confused it is because I am thinking.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Appearance
Intelligence
Misspokements
Speech
Thinking
Confusion
That’s the trouble with directors; always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I had a great idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I never liked you, and I always will.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
Comedy
Oxymorons
There is a
statue
of limitation.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Law
Malaprops
Statute
The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
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