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Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 4
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Death
Happiness
Misspokements
Speech
Drop dead
There is a
statue
of limitation.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Law
Malaprops
Statute
You fail to overlook the crucial point.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
They stayed away in droves.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Audiences
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Misspokements
Speech
Psychiatrist
I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Honesty
Truth
Work
In two words, impossible.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
Comedy
Oxymorons
You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Misspokements
Speech
Bad
Good
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral was to make sure he was dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Death
Insults
On Louis B. Mayer
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Entertainment
Misspokements
Reading/Writing
Television
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Entertainment
Film
Bad
Wide screen
Don’t worry about the war; it’s all over but the
shooting.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
War
Shouting
Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Television
Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Listening
If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Beliefs
Communication
Misspokements
Opinion
Speech
If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Oxymorons
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