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Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 4
I don’t pay any attention to him… I don’t even ignore him.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Misspokements
Oxymorons
Right
Wrong
Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Food/Drink
Misspokements
Coffee
Oxymorons
Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success
Time
Overnight success
Oxymorons
Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
You fail to overlook the crucial point.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I don’t care if it doesn’t make a nickel; I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Tell them to stand closer apart.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? … all you do is change the words.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Occupations
Reading/Writing
Work
If you can’t give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Miscellaneous
If I look confused it is because I am thinking.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Appearance
Intelligence
Misspokements
Speech
Thinking
Confusion
Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Occupations
Opinion
Critics
Oxymorons
Tell them to stand closer apart.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Oxymorons
Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Television
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I never liked you, and I always will.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Entertainment
Misspokements
Reading/Writing
Television
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