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Author: Winston Churchill Page 3
The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Animals
Dogs
Bulldog
An empty taxi arrived at 10 Downing Street, and when the door was opened, Attlee got out.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Reviews/Criticism
Of Clement Attlee
Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Communication
Speech
Quiet
I'm so bored with it all.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Last words
Before slipping into a coma and dying nine days later.
This report, by its very length, defends itself against being read.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Communication
Reading/Writing
Reviews/Criticism
Too often the strong silent man is silent because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics
Communication
Insults
Speech
They told me how Mr Gladstone read Homer for fun, which I thought served him right.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics
Insults
Reading/Writing
On William Gladstone
What can you do with a man who looks like a female llama surprised when bathing?
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Insults
Of Charles de Gaulle
I have derived continued benefit from criticism at all periods of my life and I do not remember any time when I was ever short of it.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Beliefs
Criticism
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Communication
Language
Reading/Writing
Preposition
Sentence
When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Problems
Situations
(also Franklin Roosevelt)
Rope
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Democracy
Government
Politics
Democracy
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