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Author: Label Page 3
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
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Signs
On pepper spray
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Label
Signs
On a chainsaw
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Label
Signs
On an Endust Duster
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Label
Signs
On a mattress
Product Will Be Hot After Heating!
Label
Signs
On a container of bread pudding
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
Label
Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
Label
Signs
On a microscope
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Label
Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
Expiration date – 2 years
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Signs
On a bottle of Chinese medicine
This product is not to be used in bathrooms.
Label
Signs
On a Holmes® bathroom heater
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Label
Signs
On Zantac 75
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Label
Signs
On a toilet plunger
Do not use while taking a shower.
Label
Signs
On a hairdryer
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
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Signs
On an air conditioner
Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing
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Signs
Warning on a box of Rogaine For Men
Access hole only – not intended for use in lifting box.
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Signs
On the sides of a shipping carton just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds
Oven ready half-wild rabbit.
Label
Signs
On a meat product
Do Not Stand Up Through the Sun Roof While Driving or While Closing It
Label
Signs
In a Toyota owners manual
Average Contents: 2
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Signs
On a Puma shoe box
Battery may explore or leak.
Label
Signs
On a battery
After opening, keep upright.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of milk
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