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Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
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Signs
From a hand-held massaging device
Do not use while taking a shower.
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Signs
On a hairdryer
Protein, Spirulina, Pee Pollen…
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Signs
Ingredients in a smoothy
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
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Signs
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
WARNING: Contents flammable!
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Signs
On a container of lighter fluid
Take care: new non-slip surface.
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Signs
In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
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Signs
A Komatsu floodlight
Theft of this container is a crime.
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Signs
On a milk crate
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
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Signs
Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
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Signs
On a children's Superman costume
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
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Signs
Container of Underarm Deodorant
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
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On matches
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
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Excessive dust may be irritating to
shin
and eyes.
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On a tube of agarose powder – used to make gels
Warning keep out of children
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On a Korean kitchen knife
Ignite lighter away from face.
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Signs
On a Bic ighter
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
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Food/Drink
Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
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Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
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Signs
On a calendar
No small children
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Signs
On a laundromat triple washer
You cannot save the world!
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Signs
On a Power Puff® Girls costume
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