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Keyword: Ability

Ability: What you have to get by on if you don’t kiss-up to the boss.

Anonymous
Definitions Ability

Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary; everybody knew he had none.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment Music Success Things Ability Celebrity Violin

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Activities Baseball Characteristics Sports Ability Home runs

You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.

Anonymous
Success Ability Luck

Talent in staff work or sales will recurringly be interpreted as managerial ability.

Boyle's Laws - 5
Murphy’s Laws Ability

Ability: What will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.

Anonymous
Definitions Ability

I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs God People Ability Overestimation

Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.

Anonymous
Success Work Ability













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