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Keyword: Academy Awards

The people voting for the Oscars are so old…. I haven’t seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse.

Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Entertainment Academy Awards Oscars

Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover.'

Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Entertainment Self Academy Awards

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Beliefs Entertainment Film Opinion Academy Awards

Academy Awards: A place where everyone lets off esteem.

Anonymous
Definitions Academy Awards

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Alcohol Emotions Food/Drink Academy Awards Suffering

Oscar [of the Academy Awards] is 80 this year, which makes him now automatically the frontrunner for the Republican nomination.

Jon Stewart
(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Elections/Voting Government Academy Awards Republicans













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