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Keyword: Amnesia

Amnesia: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

Anonymous
Definitions Amnesia

I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

Archie Bunker
television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Amnesia

Oh no, Mom has Indonesia!

Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Amnesia As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time — I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Health Memory Situations Amnesia Deja vu

I’m a psychic amnesiac… I know in advance what I’ll forget.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Miscellaneous Amnesia Psychic

I had amnesia… once or twice.

Rod Schmidt

Health Memory Amnesia













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