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Keyword: Bathroom

How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you are on.

Anonymous
Time Bathroom

Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.

Flucard's Corollary
Accidents Murphy’s Laws Bathroom Mishaps Toilets

The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.

Anonymous
Places Situations World Bathroom

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Anonymous
Time Bathroom

I grew up with six brothers; that’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.

Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Dance Entertainment Relationships Bathroom Brothers













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