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Keyword: Bread

I find that a duck’s opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread.

Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Animals Beliefs Food/Drink Opinion Bread Ducks

Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.

Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Food/Drink Bread

The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.

Jennings' Corollary to the Law of Selective Gravity
Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Bread Butter Carpet Value

You can travel fifty thousand miles in America without once tasting a piece of good bread.

Henry Miller
(1891 – 1980) novelist & painter
Activities America Food/Drink Places Travel Bread

Bread that is sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.

Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Food/Drink Bread

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

Anonymous
Murphy’s Laws Bread Butter

You cannot tell for certain, ahead of time, which side of the bread to put the butter on.

Mrs. Murphy's Law of Perversity
Murphy’s Laws Bread Butter Choice

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.

Anonymous Murphy’s Law
Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Bread Butter

Deliberation: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.

Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language Bread Deliberation













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