Quotes and One Liners

humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more

  • Home
  • About
  • Categories

    • Activities
    • Age
    • Animals
    • Appearance
    • Beliefs
    • Characteristics
    • Communication
    • Conflict
    • Death
    • Education
    • Emotions
    • Entertainment
    • Family
    • Food/Drink
    • Government
    • Health
    • Intelligence
    • Life
    • Marriage
    • Miscellaneous
    • Money
    • People
    • Places
    • Problems
    • Relationships
    • Science/Weather
    • Sex
    • Situations
    • Sports
    • Success
    • Things
    • Time
    • Work
  • Additional Categories

    • Book Titles
    • Confucius say
    • Definitions
    • Epitaphs
    • Exaggerations
    • Expressions
    • Hollywood Squares
    • Insults
    • Last Words
    • Murphy's Laws
    • Place Names
    • Proverbs
    • Reviews/Criticism
    • Song Titles
    • Tom Swifties
    • TV/Movie Quotes
  • Oops...

    • Bushisms
    • Church Bulletins
    • Classified Ads
    • Colemanballs
    • Headlines
    • Malaprops
    • Misspokements
    • Signs
    • Translations
    • Yogi-isms
  • Some Popular Authors

    • Abraham Lincoln
    • Alfred E. Neuman
    • Ambrose Bierce
    • Benjamin Franklin
    • Dave Barry
    • Demetri Martin
    • Dorothy Parker
    • Emo Phillips
    • George Carlin
    • Groucho Marx
    • H.L. Mencken
    • Homer Simpson
    • Jeff Foxworthy
    • Jimmy Carr
    • Joan Rivers
    • Mae West
    • Mark Twain
    • Mitch Hedberg
    • Oscar Wilde
    • Phyllis Diller
    • Richard Lewis
    • Rita Rudner
    • Rodney Dangerfield
    • Steven Wright
    • Stewart Francis
    • W.C. Fields
    • Will Rogers
    • Woody Allen
  • View All Authors

Keyword: Civilization

You can’t say civilization don’t advance, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Conflict Killing War Civilization

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

Allen's Law of Civilization
Murphy’s Laws Problems Civilization

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America Places Barbarism Civilization Criticism Decadence

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Weinberg's Second Law
Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Builders Civilization Programmers

The English think soap is civilization.

Heinrich von Treitschke
(1834 – 1896) German historian & political writer
England Insults Places Civilization Soap

One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.

William Feather
(1908 – 1976) publisher & author
Happiness Intelligence People Civilization

Civilization: A process whereby one generation finds the questions to the previous generation’s answers.

Anonymous
Definitions Civilization













Copyright © Just-One-Liners.com