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Keyword: Cows

Don't stand behind a coughing cow.

Anonymous
Miscellaneous Proverbs Cows

Cows Lose Their Jobs As Milk Prices Drop

Headline
Headlines Cows

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Grant Wood
(1892 – 1942) American painter
Animals Ideas Intelligence Situations Cows

You're supposed to eat the cows; they're great big lumbering stupid things – they’d be everywhere if we didn’t eat them.

Dylan Moran
(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Animals Eating Food/Drink Life Cows

It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Cows Other expressions Rain

It was a brave person who first looked at a cow and said, ‘I think I’ll just squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out.’

Peter Kay
(1973 – ) English comedian, writer, actor, director & producer
Animals Food/Drink Cows Milk

Tax Mooted For Flatulent Cows

The Brisbane (Australia) Sunday Mail
Headlines Cows

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?

Billy Connolly
(1942 – ) Scottish comedian, musician & actor
Animals Cows Disovery Milk













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