Keyword: Diet

It was so hot in Beverly Hills, people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

American comedian
Heat Science/Weather

Diet: A system of starving yourself to death so you can live a little longer.

Definitions Food/Drink

Diet: Something to take the starch out of you.

Definitions Eating Food/Drink

Diet: A brief period of starvation followed by a gain of five pounds.

Definitions Food/Drink

Diet: Something you keep putting off while you keep putting on.

Definitions Food/Drink

The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.


Food/Drink

Diet: What helps a person gain weight more slowly.

Definitions Food/Drink

I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called ‘the flu.’

(1970 – ) American actor, producer & stand up comedian
Appearance Body Health

Diet: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

Definitions Food/Drink

Diet: selection of foods for people who are thick and tired of it.

Definitions Food/Drink