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Keyword: Ears

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Anonymous
Problems Situations Ears Mouth Trouble

He has Van Gogh's ear for music.

Artemus Ward
Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist
Entertainment Insults Music Ears Van Gogh

His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open.

Howard Hughes
(1905 – 1976) industrialist, aviator, engineer, film producer & philanthropist
Appearance Insults About Clark Gable Ears

His head is so big… he has to step into his shirts.

Anonymous
Appearance Body Exaggerations Ears

A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.

H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Politicians Situations Ears Sit on a fence

His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.

Anonymous
Appearance Body Exaggerations Ears













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