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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

Dave Barry

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming.

John Steinbeck

(1902 – 1968) novelist

Activities Sports Fishing

On fishing shows they always throw the fish back; they don’t want to eat them, they just want to make them late for something.

Mitch Hedberg

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

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Hook: Irritating but highly reliable device used to quickly locate the position of one’s thumb at the bottom of a tackle box.

Anonymous

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You might be a redneck if… you've ever been too drunk to fish.

Jeff Foxworthy

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

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Exaggeration: Formal term for a collection of fishermen (i.e. an exaggeration of anglers).

Anonymous

Activities Definitions Language Exaggeration Fishing

Limit: Maximum number of a particular fish that an angler can take in a day. This number varies from place to place and species to species, but it is a largely theoretical restriction with little practical application.

Anonymous

Activities Definitions Fishing Limit

There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in presidents; those are prayer and fishing.

Herbert Hoover

(1929 – 1933) 31st U.S. president, humanitarian

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Anglers think they are divining some primeval natural force by outwitting a fish, a creature that never even got out of the evolutionary starting gate.

Rich Hall

(1954 – ) American comedian, writer & musician

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They should call fishing what it really is… tricking and killing!

Demetri Martin

(1973 – ) American comedian

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Fishing: A jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other end.

Anonymous

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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.

Doug Larson

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

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Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.

Anonymous

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Keyword: Fishing (Page 2)

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming.

On fishing shows they always throw the fish back; they don’t want to eat them, they just want to make them late for something.

Hook: Irritating but highly reliable device used to quickly locate the position of one’s thumb at the bottom of a tackle box.

You might be a redneck if… you've ever been too drunk to fish.

Exaggeration: Formal term for a collection of fishermen (i.e. an exaggeration of anglers).

Limit: Maximum number of a particular fish that an angler can take in a day. This number varies from place to place and species to species, but it is a largely theoretical restriction with little practical application.

There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in presidents; those are prayer and fishing.

Anglers think they are divining some primeval natural force by outwitting a fish, a creature that never even got out of the evolutionary starting gate.

They should call fishing what it really is… tricking and killing!

Fishing: A jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other end.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.