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Keyword: Hats

Is that a ten-gallon hat [resting on a cowboy's lap] or are you just enjoying the show?

Madeline Kahn
(1942 – 1999) American actress
Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Lili von Shtupp in “Blazing Saddles” From "Blazing Saddles" Hats

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life.

P.J. O'Rourke
(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Men Things Time Women Hats

Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don’t like that.

Milton Jones
(1964 – ) English comedian
Appearance Clothing People Women Feminists Hats

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Clothing Science/Weather Hats Speed

A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in.

Frederick II
(1712 – 1786) King of Prussia
Appearance Clothing Crowns Hats

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.

Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Clothing Men People Women Gentlemen Hats

You'll never find the answer to 'What's the right hat?'

Art Garfunkel
(1941 – ) American singer
Appearance Clothing Hats

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Appearance Clothing Fashion Hats













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