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Keyword: Head

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Memory Head Name

Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Mistakes Yogi-isms Head Mental Errors

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Characteristics Honesty Intelligence Truth Head

I know [my head] is big because every time I'm in a picture, it always looks like I'm really close to the camera.

Ian Bagg
Canadian comedian
Appearance Body Self Head

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body… like a Peanuts character.

Jon Stewart
(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Appearance Body People Self Head

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes it's partner in crime.

Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Emotions Intelligence Head Heart

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language Cabbage Head













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