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Keyword: Hospitals

The rate of hospital admissions responds to bed availability; if we insist on installing more beds, they will tend to get filled.

Roemer's Law
Health Murphy’s Laws Hospitals

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club; you’re not out of it until the computer says you’re out of it.

Erma Bombeck
(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Health Book clubs Hospitals

I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.

Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Books Communication Health Reading/Writing Hospitals Patients

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Money Hospitals Taxi cabs

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Redd Foxx
(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Death Life Health nuts Hospitals

Some hospitals are so crowded that the only way you can get in is by accident.

Anonymous

Health Wordplay Hospitals

Hospitals Resort To Hiring Doctors

Headline
Doctors Headlines Hospitals













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