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Instructions
Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce multiple interpretations.
Boyle’s Eighth Law
Murphy’s Laws
Instructions
Interpretations
When all else fails, follow instructions.
Allen's Axiom
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Instructions
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Label
Signs
Box of pills
Instructions
Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce multiple interpretations.
Boyle's Laws - 6
Murphy’s Laws
Instructions
Intrepretations
Real men don’t use instructions, son; besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
Tim Allen
(1953 – ) comedian & actor
Men
TV/Movie Quotes
As Tim Taylor in “Home Improvement”
Instructions