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Keyword: Jealousy

Bud, don't be jealous, you're both of our children. It's just that Kelly's our favorite now.

Katey Sagal
(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Children TV/Movie Quotes As Peg Bundy in “Married With Children” Jealousy

Jealousy and love are sisters.

Russian proverb
Emotions Love Proverbs Jealousy

I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.

Zach Braff
(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer
Life Success Celebrity Jealousy

My wife gets so jealous; she came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked.

Ray Romano
(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter
Characteristics Marriage Wives Jealousy

Jealousy: The tribute mediocrity pays to genius.

Anonymous
Characteristics Definitions Jealousy

I have never been jealous; not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Characteristics Education Fathers School Jealousy













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