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Keyword: Jobs

In a surplus labor economy, the squeaking wheel does not get the grease; it gets replaced.

Miller's Maxim
Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work Jobs Labor Squeaky wheel

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. – unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.

Antoine ‘Fats’ Domino
(1928 – ) American R&B and rock & roll singer-songwriter
Education Occupations School Work Jobs

A trade unionist is someone who hates his job and is afraid someone will take it from him.

Richard Needham
(1942 – ) British politician
Work Jobs Unions

Most jobs resemble a sled dog team: no one gets a change of scenery, except the lead dog.

Moer's Truism
Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws Situations Work Jobs Scenery

You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.

Wanda Sykes
(1964 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actress, television host
Government Money Economy Illegal aliens Jobs

Jobs ends up being a fairly honest, only mildly bombastic look at the life of a man who was very, very complicated – which is code for ‘a complete a-hole.’

Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism Jobs

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours.

Harry Truman
(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president
Work Depression Jobs Recession













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