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Keyword: Jobs

You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.

Wanda Sykes
(1964 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actress, television host
Government Money Economy Illegal aliens Jobs

Most jobs resemble a sled dog team: no one gets a change of scenery, except the lead dog.

Moer's Truism
Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws Situations Work Jobs Scenery

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. – unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.

Antoine ‘Fats’ Domino
(1928 – ) American R&B and rock & roll singer-songwriter
Education Occupations School Work Jobs

A trade unionist is someone who hates his job and is afraid someone will take it from him.

Richard Needham
(1942 – ) British politician
Work Jobs Unions

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours.

Harry Truman
(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president
Work Depression Jobs Recession

In a surplus labor economy, the squeaking wheel does not get the grease; it gets replaced.

Miller's Maxim
Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work Jobs Labor Squeaky wheel

Jobs ends up being a fairly honest, only mildly bombastic look at the life of a man who was very, very complicated – which is code for ‘a complete a-hole.’

Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism Jobs













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