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Keyword: Latin

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Language Misspokements Places Latin Latin America

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

Robin Williams
(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Divorce Marriage Money Alimony Latin

Latin Course To Be Canceled – No Interest Among Students, et al.

Headline
Communication Headlines Language Latin

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin.

Heinrich Heine
(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet
Communication Education Language Learning Places Latin Romans

Teaching Latin to someone like me in high school was somewhat like trying to teach a pig to dance; it’s a waste of the teacher’s time and it irritates the pig.

Fred Thompson
U.S. Senator (1942 – 2015) U.S. senator (Tennessee) & actor
Education School Latin













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