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Keyword: Obituaries

According to obituary notices, a mean and useless citizen never dies.

Clarence Darrow
(1857 – 1938) American lawyer
Characteristics People Obituaries

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Bill Cosby
(1937 – ) comedian & television actor
Age Old Reading/Writing Begin each day Obituaries

Oblituaries

Archie Bunker
television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Malaprops Obituaries

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

Quentin Crisp
(1908 – 1999) English writer
Books Communication Reading/Writing Autobiographies Obituaries

I'll decide when to write my own obituary.

Ian Botham
English cricketer
Misspokements Sports Cricket Obituaries

When I die, if the word ‘thong’ appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I’ve screwed up.

Albert Brooks
(1947 — ) American actor, writer, comedian & director
Death Self Obituaries Thong

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.

Clarence Darrow
(1857 – 1938) American lawyer
Insults Obituaries

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

Norm Crosby
(1927 – ) American comedian
Education School Childhood Obituaries













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