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If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
Meaner 'n a rattlesnake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's tighter than a fiddle string
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Stingy
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
Other expressions
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
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You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Proud to be seen with
About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
Peep of day
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Dawn
First light
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If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Overweight
He went after it whole hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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With enthusiasm
He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
Other expressions
Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
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I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
In a New York minute.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
He’s as tough as a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tough
Strong as a new well rope
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Powerful
Strong
If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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