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Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
Other expressions
Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Other expressions
I’ve got no dog in that fight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t concern me
It’s none of my business
Other expressions
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Glad eye
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An inviting look
Entice
Other expressions
Within a peg
Country definition
Miscellaneous
‘He was within a peg of dying’
Close to
Nearly
Other expressions
Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
Other expressions
Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
Other expressions
I’m on it like cheese on grits!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'll get right to it
I'm taking care of it
Other expressions
That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Value
Worth
When a dog is tight-mouthed
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doesn’t bark much
Other expressions
Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
Other expressions
Sight for sore eyes
Expression
Miscellaneous
Nice to see you!. A welcome sight
Other expressions
You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To describe someone who looks tired and worn out
Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Adhering closely
Determination
Other expressions
Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
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