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You look like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonesty
Other expressions
Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Worn out
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pitching horseshoes
Let your vittles shut your mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be quiet and eat
Other expressions
She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
Sorry as a two dollar watch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No good
Other expressions
Worthless
He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceit
He's full of himself
Other expressions
Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
Colder than a stepmother’s kiss
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
Other expressions
Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's come a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's going to storm
Other expressions
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
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