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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll show you who’s boss
Other expressions
Slower than molasses in January
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow speed
Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A self-defeating act
Other expressions
It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Termperature
Don't get your cows runnin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's not that big of a problem
Other expressions
… like a turd in the punchbowl
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Out of place
Unwanted
Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have to pee really badly
Other expressions
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wanting something you don’t have
I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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So what's your point?
Held his hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Was a best man at his wedding
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was best man at his wedding
So ugly he could snag lightning
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A blue million
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There's no pleasing her.
Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Countrier than cornbread.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rural
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