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Busted two sets of knee caps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Walked too much
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
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He went after it whole hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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With enthusiasm
The bell cow
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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The leader
She could make a preacher cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Them that don’t work, don’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ve got no dog in that fight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t concern me
It’s none of my business
Other expressions
I'll walk to town on that lip!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to someone who's pouting
It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Rainbow
Said when it was raining hard
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
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Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
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He is just a hole in search of donut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To put the spit on the apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To end the argument
I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
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They ate supper before they said grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a couple living together without being married
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I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
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You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
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A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I love you a bushel and a peck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lot
Amount
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