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Green as a gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A novice
Inexperience
Other expressions
Sittin' on the bedpost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know their private business
Other expressions
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
Other expressions
Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
She could ruin a two-car funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
She don’t have the sense God gave a gopher.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Noisy
Other expressions
Sound
I love you a bushel and a peck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lot
Amount
Other expressions
Colder than a well digger's ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m fair to middlin’.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm doin' okay
Other expressions
So so
Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Do without
Other expressions
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An incredibly dishonest person
Other expressions
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
Other expressions
You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A trace of the uppity
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Self-important
Snobbish
Like a buzzard roosted in it
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bad taste in one’s mouth as the morning after heavy drinking
Other expressions
I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She was quiet
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