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He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inexperienced
Other expressions
She’s totin’ the high leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
Other expressions
Poor aim
He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Strength
Weak
That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
Other expressions
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
Tighter than a new boot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Dumber than a box full of owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Worn out
He's as mad as a wet hen.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wuz smilin' like a rat eatin onions.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Smiling
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
That man ain't got the decency to die.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
Other expressions
Railroad time
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The correct time
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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