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I'd rather pay his board than board him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
Has a big appetite
Other expressions
Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Other expressions
Short as a gnat's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never satisfied
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He can get glad the same way he got mad, or else he's gon' die unhappy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The apple never falls too far from the tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inheirited trait
Like father like son
Other expressions
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
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Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m covered up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Rest your coat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An invitation to sit a spell
Other expressions
Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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