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Sorry as a two dollar watch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No good
Other expressions
Worthless
Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Do without
Other expressions
Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s lost as last years Easter egg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
In a coon's age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
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He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
He is just a hole in search of donut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He/she looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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