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Keyword: Other expressions (Page 45)

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Other expressions

You better get left because you ain't right.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Other expressions

He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Other expressions

Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!

Country expression
Miscellaneous Other expressions Wanting something you don’t have

A blue million

Country definition
Miscellaneous A great many Other expressions

He's so thin he had to stand twice in the same place to make a shadow.

Anonymous
Miscellaneous Other expressions Thin

Tight as a tick

Country expression
Miscellaneous Other expressions

The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Other expressions You can’t win ‘em all Your time will come

More than plenty

Country expression
Miscellaneous A bountiful meal More than enough to eat Other expressions

There were so many people in that place, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.

Expression
Miscellaneous Crowded Other expressions

He's as country as a bowl of grits.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Not 'citified' Other expressions

He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Other expressions Running
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