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Toad choker/frog strangler
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A heavy rain
Other expressions
Go hog wild
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have a good time
Other expressions
I’ll tie a knot in yer tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Discipline
Other expressions
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be!
Other expressions
Well
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promiscuous
Purtier than a peach.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
He's three days older than Moses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
Wasn’t to no age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wasn’t old enough (to drive - marry - drink etc.)
Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ll snatch you bald headed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat of punishment
Other expressions
Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best hat
Other expressions
To have treed the coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To have found the quarry or what we were looking for
Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t make statements that you can’t back up
Other expressions
The fly in the ointment.
Expression
Miscellaneous
A small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole thing.
Other expressions
I feel like a dog's breakfast.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not feeling well
Other expressions
Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like the underside of a turnip green.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I don't feel so well
Other expressions
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