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He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
Other expressions
Self-important
Ain’t got both oars in the water
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other euphemisms
Other expressions
Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
Other expressions
Don’t care to.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
Other expressions
I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pitching horseshoes
He’s dumber than owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Basket name
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pet name of a child prior to Christening
In a coon's age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
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You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
Other expressions
You reap what you sow.
Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have to pee really badly
Other expressions
As easy as herding chickens/cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Difficult
Other expressions
Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
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Rural
Skin your own skunk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
I ain’t tellin’ ya how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s the way it is
There’ll be no argument about it
Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let's go
Let’s call it a night and get out of here
Other expressions
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