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Colder than a stepmother’s kiss
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not handsome
Other expressions
You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
Other expressions
He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you associate with bad people you will acquire their faults
Other expressions
Peep of day
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Dawn
First light
Other expressions
Busier than a moth in a mitten!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
I ain’t tellin’ ya how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s the way it is
There’ll be no argument about it
Another horse been in his barn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His spouse is cheating
Other expressions
You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look terrible
He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A cheat
A thief
Other expressions
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Accusing the wrong person
Have your facts wrong
Other expressions
He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking worn out
Other expressions
You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Proud to be seen with
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