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You need to dance with them what brung you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t forget those who helped you
Loyalty
Other expressions
Stay with what works
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Purty as a picture
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
Pretty
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' bumble bees.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A big wide grin
Other expressions
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Plantation dog
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A dog that keeps livestock out of the crops
Other expressions
Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
Other expressions
Shet the door
I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
Other expressions
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
Who put a bee in her bonnet?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Agitated
Being fixated on
Obsessed with
Other expressions
Return an answer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply is requested
Other expressions
Fall in for vittles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Let’s gather at the table to eat
Other expressions
So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
He’s dumber than owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re like two cats in a sack.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
Referring to people who do not get along
It’s like swimming through peanut butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow or rough going
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hell
Other expressions
He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inexperienced
Other expressions
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