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Full of piss and vinegar
Expression
Miscellaneous
Full of energy
Other expressions
Dumber than a box full of owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To appear very neat and fashionable
I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
They’re like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re the same
Happiness walks on busy feet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's like trying to nail Jell-O
®
to a wall.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
… like a turd in the punchbowl
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Out of place
Unwanted
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
Act like you’ve got some raisin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act like you were taught good manners
Behavior
Other expressions
Raised properly
Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Guests
Other expressions
People will be able to see to Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To a girl wearing too short a skirt
Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
Breast baby
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A nursing baby
Other expressions
Right as rain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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