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A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Side gal
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A woman seen ‘on the side’
Other expressions
Less chance than a snowball in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
LIttle chance
Other expressions
Like a martin to his gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With pure instinct
Sober as a judge
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sober
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Spilled
Tipped over
… since Christ left Cleveland!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
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If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I love you a bushel and a peck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lot
Amount
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Lying like a snake in the grass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s just loudin’ off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making a fuss
Other expressions
Dumber than a stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You need to get you some bidness!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spoken to a lazy or idle person
Skinny as a rail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Skinny
Thin
He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Strength
Weak
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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