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Keyword: Seasons

It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.

Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Time Daylight savings time Seasons

Winter: The time of year when it gets later earlier.

Anonymous
Definitions Science/Weather Seasons Winter

Spring is natures way of saying, “Let's party!"

Robin Williams
(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Science/Weather Seasons Spring

There are only two seasons – winter and baseball.

Bill Veeck
(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter
Baseball Science/Weather Sports Seasons

Autumn is the most beautiful time of the year to the person who has no leaves to rake.

Anonymous
Science/Weather Autumn Leaves Seasons

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Time Seasons Spring

Chestnut time

Country definition
Miscellaneous Autumn Fall Other expressions Seasons













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