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Keyword: Silence

Silence: True wisdom’s best reply.

Anonymous
Definitions Wisdom Silence

God is silent; now if only man would shut up.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Beliefs God People Silence

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Abraham Lincoln
(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Communication Fools Intelligence Speech (also Mark Twain) Silence

When he was held up by a robber who demanded, "Your money or your life?" Jack's silence while he thought it over was the funniest thing never said on radio.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment Jack Benny Radio Silence

If there is a substitute for brains it has to be silence.

Anonymous
Intelligence Silence

Silence is bliss.

Anonymous
Mixed metaphors Silence

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.

Charles Caleb Colton
(1780 – 1832) English cleric, writer & collector
Communication Speech Silence

You have the right to remain silent; anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

Anonymous
Communication Law Speech Misquoted Silence

Silence: Having nothing to say and saying it.

Anonymous
Communication Definitions Situations Speech Silence

The silence was deafening.

Oxymoron
Oxymorons Silence













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