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Keyword: Strength

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong – but that’s the way to bet.

Runyon's Second Law
Activities Murphy’s Laws Sports Betting Speed Strength

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.

Judith Viorst
(1931 – ) American author & newspaper journalist
Characteristics Chocolate Strength

A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.

Proverb
Characteristics People Women Strength Tea Temper

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

Perkin's Postulate
Fights Murphy’s Laws Size Strength

Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.

Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Characteristics Spanish peasant grandmother Strength

He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Other expressions Strength Weak

Women are absolutely equal; they just can't quite lift as much.

David Lee Roth
(1953 – ) American singer, songwriter, actor, author & radio personality
Men People Women Strength













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