Keyword: Tennis (Page 2)

My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster
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My uncle always described an unforced error as his first marriage.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
Marriage Sports

I’m a professor in the school of how to break the racket.

Croatian professional tennis player
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His left wrist is so strong that he’d knock his own teeth out if he didn’t brush them right-handed.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
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The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.

Croatian professional tennis player
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I’m glad you’re doing this story on us and not on the WNBA; we’re so much prettier than all the other women in sports.

professional tennis player
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The only thing I've noticed is that when I come into the locker room, they all bow.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
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I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

(1991 – ) American actor, singer & screenwriter
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A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event.

American comedian
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Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Emotions Love Marriage Sports

I’m trying to be a good guy, and I’m not that good a guy.

American professional tennis player
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He doesn’t cook well.

American professional tennis player
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If you’re up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. It’s the hardest shot for the well-endowed; like when I used to beat Ann Jones, she could hit under them or over them but never through them.

American professional tennis player
Body Sports

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I've never questioned a call in my life.

American professional tennis player
Sex Sports

That's one of the best sets I've seen him play[Tomas Zib] – although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before

American professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

American professional tennis player
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She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

Misspokements Sports

Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her. If you play with somebody else, she fights with you.

American professional tennis player
Marriage Sports

He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.

American professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

Doubles: Tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing.

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