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American professional tennis player

Sports Tennis

Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

Phyllis Diller

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Emotions Love Marriage Sports Tennis

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.

Andy Roddick

Sports Of his defeat to Roger Federer at Wilmbledon Tennis

Why should I have become elevated to a position of first-page importance merely because I am somewhat more dexterous than most in manipulating a contrivance of catgut and wood which is commonly called a tennis racquet?

Mary K. Brown

first American female professional tennis player

Sports Success Celebrity Tennis Tennis racquet

I’m trying to be a good guy, and I’m not that good a guy.

John McEnroe

American professional tennis player

Sports On trying to stop his tantrums Tennis

I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.

Martina Navratilova

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player

Sports Time Careers Tennis

He doesn’t cook well.

Michael Chang

American professional tennis player

Sports Tennis When asked if Pete Sampras had any weaknesses

These ball boys are marvellous; you don’t even notice them; there’s a left-handed one over there that I noticed earlier.

Max Robertson

Tennis commentator

Misspokements Sports Tennis

He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.

Jimmy Connors

American professional tennis player

Misspokements Sports On his defeat by Curren Tennis

The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.

Goran Ivanisevic

Croatian professional tennis player

Sports Tennis

My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.

Vic Braden

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster

Sports Tennis

I’m trying to kick your ass… in a nice way.

Pete Sampras

American professional tennis player

Sports On his on-court philosophy Tennis

They should send Borg away to another planet. We play tennis. He plays something else.

Ilie Năstase

Romanian professional tennis player

Sports On Björn Borg Tennis

I’m a professor in the school of how to break the racket.

Goran Ivanisevic

Croatian professional tennis player

Sports Tennis

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.

Mitch Hedberg

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Sports Tennis Walls

My uncle always described an unforced error as his first marriage.

Bud Collins

American journalist & tennis broadcaster

Marriage Sports Tennis

He offers more shots than a bar tending octopus or an allergist.

Bud Collins

American journalist & tennis broadcaster

Sports On Pete Sampras Tennis

Give Chris a finger like I did and she’ll take the whole hand.

Eva Pfaff

German professional tennis player

Sports After losing to Chris (Evert) Lloyd having three set points Tennis

I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

Matt Bennett

(1991 – ) American actor, singer & screenwriter

Sports TV/Movie Quotes As Helen’s Stepson in “Bridesmaids” Tennis

If you’re up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. It’s the hardest shot for the well-endowed; like when I used to beat Ann Jones, she could hit under them or over them but never through them.

Billie Jean King

American professional tennis player

Body Sports Breasts Tennis

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Keyword: Tennis (Page 2)

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.

Why should I have become elevated to a position of first-page importance merely because I am somewhat more dexterous than most in manipulating a contrivance of catgut and wood which is commonly called a tennis racquet?

I’m trying to be a good guy, and I’m not that good a guy.

I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.

He doesn’t cook well.

These ball boys are marvellous; you don’t even notice them; there’s a left-handed one over there that I noticed earlier.

He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.

The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.

My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.

I’m trying to kick your ass… in a nice way.

They should send Borg away to another planet. We play tennis. He plays something else.

I’m a professor in the school of how to break the racket.

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.

My uncle always described an unforced error as his first marriage.

He offers more shots than a bar tending octopus or an allergist.

Give Chris a finger like I did and she’ll take the whole hand.

I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

If you’re up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. It’s the hardest shot for the well-endowed; like when I used to beat Ann Jones, she could hit under them or over them but never through them.