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Keyword: Value

I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.

Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Money Cost Value

Price: Value, plus a reasonable sum for the wear and tear of conscience in demanding it.

Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Money Conscience Price Value

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

Murphy's Constant
Murphy’s Laws Damage Value

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

Alfred Hitchcock
(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Entertainment Film Money Value

The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.

Jennings' Corollary to the Law of Selective Gravity
Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Bread Butter Carpet Value

That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Other expressions Value Worth

Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.

Bob Wells
(1966 – ) American magazine editor
Individuals People Situations Comparison Value

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Money Murphy’s Laws Things Lost Value













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