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Keyword: Vasectomy

Vasectomy: Spoil the rod… spare the child.

Anonymous
Definitions Vasectomy

Sterile Solution: Vasectomy.

Anonymous
Definitions Sterile Solution Vasectomy

That guy ain’t been the same since he had that vasexomy.

Archie Bunker
television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Health Malaprops Vasectomy

There's nothing wrong with you that a vasectomy of the vocal cords wouldn't fix.

Lisa Alther
(1944 – ) American author & novelist
Communication Insults Speech Vasectomy

Vasectomy: Never having to say you’re sorry.

Anonymous
Definitions Vasectomy

I told my doctor I want to get a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don’t need one.

Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Miscellaneous Birth control Vasectomy













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