Keyword: Violence

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone

I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games; it’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.’

(1973 – ) American comedian

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about violins on television?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series

(1966 – ) American journalist & novelist

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer