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Keyword: Weddings

All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.

Liz Smith
(1923 – ) American journalist & gossip columnist
Marriage Weddings

Throwing rice at a wedding is a tradition… unless it’s an Asian couple, then it’s a hate crime.

Shawn Pearlman
comedian
Marriage Race Throwing rice Weddings

At American weddings, the quality of food is inversely proportional to the social position of the bride and the groom.

Calvin Trillin
(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist
Food/Drink Weddings

I was the best man at the wedding; if I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?

Jerry Seinfeld
(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Marriage Best man Weddings

The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.

Thom's Law of Marital Bliss
Marriage Money Murphy’s Laws Time Weddings

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Eddie Cantor
(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
Death Marriage Funerals Weddings













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