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Keyword:
Winning
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether
I
win or lose.
Darrin Weinberg
Situations
Also Sandy Lyle
Losing
Winning
Winning is better than the next worse thing.
Bill Lee
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Winning
The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.
Gumperson's – Corollary V
Murphy’s Laws
Raffle tickets
Winning
Most one run games are lost, not won.
Gene Mauch
(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager
Baseball
Sports
Losing
Winning
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Vince Lombardi
(1913 – 1970) football coach
Football
Sports
Winning
When I was losing, they called me nuts; when I was winning they called me eccentric.
Al McGuire
(1928 – 2001) American basketball coach
Characteristics
Sports
Eccentric
Losing
Winning
I never lost my job while I was leading a race.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Situations
Sports
Work
Winning
Whoever said, “It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,” probably lost!
Martina Navratilova
(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
Sports
Losing
Winning
Once we were whining losers, but now we’re arrogant winners.
Chuck Burr
Buffalo Bills public relations man
Characteristics
Misspokements
Sports
Losing
Winning
The one who least wants to play is the one who will win
Thomas' Law
Activities
Games
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
Winning
I'm not even lucky enough to fantasize about winning the lottery; I have to fantasize about someone else winning, and then killing them.
Andy Hendrickson
American comedian
Situations
Lotteries
Winning
If you play well and win you’re a heck of a leader; you don't win your an okay leader, and if you don't play well and you don't win your a lousy leader.
Steve Yzerman
Canadian hockey player & executive
Hockey
Sports
On being a leader
Winning
We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good.
Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball
Sports
Winning
There isn't anything wrong with winning ugly… as a matter of fact, there isn't anything wrong with being ugly – as long as you're successful.
Lou Holtz
(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker
Football
Sports
Winning
When you win, say nothing; when you lose, say less.
Paul Brown
professional football coach
Communication
Speech
Sports
Losing
Winning
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities
Games
Betting
Lottery
Winning
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