Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 3)

An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Acting is all about honesty and if you can fake that, you've got it made.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized: in the first, it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self-evident.

(1788 – 1860) German philosopher

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

(1924 – 1973) American comic

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

It is always the best policy to speak the truth…` unless, of course you are an exceptionally good liar.

(1859 – 1927) English writer

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

The world is a place that’s gone from being flat to round to crooked.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Truth varies.

Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."

(1912 – 1989) author, critic & political activist

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.

(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman

Don't lie, steal, or cheat unnecessarily.

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

Actions lie louder than words.

(1862 – 1942) American author & poet

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Journalists say a thing that they know isn’t true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it will be true.

1867 – 1931) English novelist

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!

Sure men were born to lie, and women, to believe them.

(1685 – 1732) English writer