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American Legion Auxilary Unit 3 – Oct. 9 4 p.m. Spaghetti Dinner With Salad, Bread, And Dessert $5.00 $5,50 Take Out – 2nd Thurs. Of Every Monday
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Snake for sale. Five-foot boa constrictor – only $5 per foot. Must buy entire length.
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Unashamed triumphalist male for the past 46 years. Will I bore you? Probably. Do I care? Probably not.
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“Doggie Style Pictures with Santa” 12/2/06, 12/16/06 Pictures taken at Doggie Style Bakery. (202) 667-…. raiser for Washington Animal Rescue League
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WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN – FROST FREE!
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Home Made Portable Toilet. Great for parades $90/ 764-….
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Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
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A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
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Mild or Hot – OLD FOLKS Sausage 2/$5…
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FREE: Large refrigerator/freezer box (would make a nice play house).
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ANY YARD… ANY SIZE $20.00. – Call for a Free Estimate
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Used Tombstone, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel. One only.
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FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…
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Gregory W. Le May for State Representative – The 3 E’s – Education – Employment – Accountability…
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SECRETARIAL/CLERICAL – Excellent word processing & typing skills. Conscious, creative and detail oriented.
Help wanted
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Now you can borrow enough money to get out of debt.
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Sewing-machine mechanic to work in ladies' housecoats. Good wages and working conditions.
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To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.
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May 30 has been designated the Memorial Day holiday. There will be no sanitation on that day.
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City of Richardson TX
HARRY POTTERY – Movie posters, set of three, Sorcerer’s Stone. Mint condition. $40. Call…
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$5.95 -or- $15/mo.
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