Subject: Entertainment » Music (Page 2)

Elwood: Eh… what kind of music do you usually have here?

Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.

(1941 – ) American actress

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

Brass bands are all very well in their place – outdoors and several miles away.

(1879 – 1961) English conductor

I have no problem not listening to The Temptations.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks; there you are, keeping the beat, the next thing you know, your bass player turns into a can of soup.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

I practice when I’m loaded.

(1925 – 1985) American jazz saxophonist

In the first movement alone, I took note of six pregnancies and at least four miscarriages.

(1879 – 1961) English conductor

Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle.

Ladies and gentlemen, I've suffered for my music… now it's your turn.

(1944 – ) English actor, musician & comic writer

It's a bunch of guys all playing different songs at the same time.

(1968 – ) American actor & comedian

You might be a redneck if… your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

I only know two tunes: one of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.

(1822 – 1885) 18th U.S. president & army general

Liking both Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel is like supporting both the Israelis and the Palestinians.

(1966 – ) American film actor, producer & screenwriter

It's not music, it's a disease.

(1911 – 2010) American bandleader

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music… and of aviation.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

A piano store looks like a funeral parlor for music.

(1888 – 1963) Spanish writer & dramatist

Piano: A parlor utensil for subduing the impertinent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Fiddler: A violinist before he becomes the virtuoso.