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Without him here, it is impossible to know how fast he will play it, approximately.

Eugene Ormandy

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

I told Zollie Volchok [Sonics general manager] we needed an ultrasound machine and he asked me why we needed music in the locker room.

Lennie Wllkens

American basketball player & coach

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Australia's gift to insomniacs; it's nothing but the blonde singing the bland.

Minnie Riperton

(1947 – 1979) American singer

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Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.

Josh Billings

(1818 – 1885) humorist

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When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as if the strings are still in the cat.

Fred Allen

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

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In the first movement alone, I took note of six pregnancies and at least four miscarriages.

Thomas Beecham

(1879 – 1961) English conductor

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The scratch on the record is through the song you like most.

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The musician who invented Swing ought to.

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Someone came too sooner.

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(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

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These go to 11.

Christopher Guest

(1948 – ) English-American screenwriter, musician, director & actor

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The secret of my piano playing is that I always make sure that the lid over the keyboard is open before I start to play.

Arthur Schnabel

(1882 – 1951) Austrian composer & pianist

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I am thinking it right but beating it wrong.

Eugene Ormandy

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

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Anton Bruckner wrote the same symphony nine times, trying to get it just right… he failed.

Edward Abbey

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

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You leave white people alone in constant isolation for thousands of years, you know what their musical contribution is going to be?… Riverdance.

Greg Proops

(1959 – ) American actor, stand-up comedian & television host

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What is a harp but an over-sized cheese-slicer with cultural pretensions?

Denis Norden

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter

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It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party.

Nick Hornby

(1957 – ) English novelist, essayist & screenwriter

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Longfellow is to poetry what the barrel-organ is to music.

Van Wyck Brooks

(1886 – 1963) literary critic, biographer & historian

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In China, the piano piece ‘Chopsticks’ is known as ‘Knife and Fork.’

Denis Norden

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter

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If it wasn't for white people, who would play lead guitar?

Marsha Warfield

(1954 – ) American actress & comedian

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Brass bands are all very well in their place – outdoors and several miles away.

Thomas Beecham

(1879 – 1961) English conductor

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Harpist: A plucky musician.

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Subject: Entertainment » Music (Page 3)

Without him here, it is impossible to know how fast he will play it, approximately.

I told Zollie Volchok [Sonics general manager] we needed an ultrasound machine and he asked me why we needed music in the locker room.

Australia's gift to insomniacs; it's nothing but the blonde singing the bland.

Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.

When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as if the strings are still in the cat.

In the first movement alone, I took note of six pregnancies and at least four miscarriages.

The scratch on the record is through the song you like most.

The musician who invented Swing ought to.

Someone came too sooner.

These go to 11.

The secret of my piano playing is that I always make sure that the lid over the keyboard is open before I start to play.

I am thinking it right but beating it wrong.

Anton Bruckner wrote the same symphony nine times, trying to get it just right… he failed.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for thousands of years, you know what their musical contribution is going to be?… Riverdance.

What is a harp but an over-sized cheese-slicer with cultural pretensions?

It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party.

Longfellow is to poetry what the barrel-organ is to music.

In China, the piano piece ‘Chopsticks’ is known as ‘Knife and Fork.’

If it wasn't for white people, who would play lead guitar?

Brass bands are all very well in their place – outdoors and several miles away.

Harpist: A plucky musician.