Subject: Malaprops

Malaprops:

The mistaken use of a word or words in place of a similar-sounding one – as in, television character Archie Bunker’s utterance of "birth patrol pills.” Here are some we’ve come across.

The guy literally flew down the stairs!

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They live in a two-storage house.

I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping.

(1897 – 1960) Russian-born American film director, actor & producer

One brain washes the other.

Banging on their chests with a primeval scream.

They said he had neurosis of the liver.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Wild hornets couldn't drag me there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It's got lots of installation.

Look at you, you're white as a goat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… baby lying in the bassinoot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Revenge is a dish best served with cold cuts.

That picture with Lon Chaney – “Of Mouse And Men.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Here’s the money for our patentcy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He was a very immortal person.

You could have knocked me down with the weather!

(1971 – ) American actress

Dreams do come through.

Don’t ya know it’s bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Have no delusions about the past.

Sit right down there, seniorora.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

a menstrual show

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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