Subject: Malaprops

Malaprops:

The mistaken use of a word or words in place of a similar-sounding one – as in, television character Archie Bunker’s utterance of "birth patrol pills.” Here are some we’ve come across.

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Well, that was a cliff-dweller.

professional baseball manager

The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Weekly filibooster

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The titles are listed on the movie theater marquis.

To my dear daughter Gloria Bunker … I leave my living room chair as a central piece in her someday living room.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Something bad has befelt the family.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She was as mad as a wet blanket.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Spanish Imposition.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Frankincense Monster

I've been mostly camping and living in hostiles.

Like a bull into a china closet.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Keep your eye to the grindstone.

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That one kind of grapes on my nerves.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You ain’t got no qualifidations.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It ain't German to the conversation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Their father is some kind of civil serpent.

Up there in his ivory shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Floods and diseases and pestillentaries.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)