Subject: Malaprops

Malaprops:

The mistaken use of a word or words in place of a similar-sounding one – as in, television character Archie Bunker’s utterance of "birth patrol pills.” Here are some we’ve come across.

V-D Day

(1923 – 2013) American actress

So I started giving her mouth to mouth restitution, there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A babysitter should at least be out of puberous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That was that dumb movie about nuns starring Ingrid Bernstein.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Like in that picture, “The Prince & The Porpoise.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Flying saucers are just an optical conclusion.

California’s Silicone Valley

It’s too caustic, said a director, when asked his opinion of a script.

Goldwyn: To hell with the cost, if it’s a good picture, we’ll make it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Just try to restract his attention.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He looked very thin and emancipated.

The crust of the problem

Tonight, I become a lesbian.

(1971 – ) American actress

I was under the dress.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Banging on their chests with a primeval scream.

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You're making a mountain out of a Mohawk.

It ain’t exactly the Pope Diamond.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It doesn't take rocket appliances.

The whole conjugation was asleep.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A rolling stone gathers no moths.

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