Subject: Malaprops

Malaprops:

The mistaken use of a word or words in place of a similar-sounding one – as in, television character Archie Bunker’s utterance of "birth patrol pills.” Here are some we’ve come across.

The ironing is delicious.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Nancy Cartwright)

She had a seashore disorder.

It isn't like I came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids.

football coach

Not all that shivers is cold.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

A horse divided against itself cannot stand.

Most of ’em have more hismones than hermones.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Money is the roof of all evil.

Shirley Temple was never as good as Bojangles George Murphy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Brudder, you got a preposition and that thing will give you a conclusion of the brain.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

She takes everything I say out of contest.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

As one of the faithful constituitionals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

If that's something you expire to do.

Whoever sent ’em wants to remain unanimous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm not the kind of person who wears his heart up his sleeve.

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Up there in his ivory shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You never believe nuttin’, Edith. You’re of them septics.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He experienced some rectal breeding.

I'm an Aquarium.

(1971 – ) American actress













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