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Subject:
Malaprops
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Look at you, you’re white as a
goat.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Ghost
Me and your mother ain’t no Duke or Duke-ess.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Duchess
It isn't like I came down from Mount Sinai with the
tabloids.
Ron Meyer
football coach
Malaprops
Tablets
Bonafried
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bonafide
What’d ya do, sneak off to some
chyropractor
and get yourself fixed?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Chiropractor
Cut the
biblical
cord.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Umbilical
New mother… they get a sense of waddya call,
the maternals.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Maternal instincts
I just don’t want you to do nothing on the
sperm
of the moment.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Time
Spur of the moment
The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole
spill.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Spell
I'm traveling
incoherent.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Ingognito
I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police – the GOP.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
KGB
… behold, this very day, I have
interceded
another letter from the fellow.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Intercepted
Congress is back in season.
Congress
Government
Malaprops
Senatorial,
governorial, mayororial
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Government
Malaprops
Gubernatorial
He’ll be coming back and back and back, like a
chronicle
rash.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Chronic rash
I won’t miss it one
aorta!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Iota
The doctor felt the man's
purse
and thought it was awfully low.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Pulse
Behold, this very day, I have
interceded
another letter from the fellow.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Intercepted
Wouldn't let 'em get in a word
wedgewise.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Speech
The scripts needs to be kept
in sink.
Anonymous
Malaprops
In sync
Synchronize
My hunka
flywood
is ripped off!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Plywood
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