Subject: Malaprops (Page 2)

Look at you, you’re white as a goat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Me and your mother ain’t no Duke or Duke-ess.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It isn't like I came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids.

football coach

Bonafried

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What’d ya do, sneak off to some chyropractor and get yourself fixed?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Cut the biblical cord.

New mother… they get a sense of waddya call, the maternals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm traveling incoherent.

I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police – the GOP.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

… behold, this very day, I have interceded another letter from the fellow.

Congress is back in season.

Senatorial, governorial, mayororial

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’ll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I won’t miss it one aorta!

The doctor felt the man's purse and thought it was awfully low.

Behold, this very day, I have interceded another letter from the fellow.

Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The scripts needs to be kept in sink.

My hunka flywood is ripped off!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)