Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 2)

He’s just loudin’ off.

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I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.

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Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.

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He fell ass over teakettle.

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If I ever get burned beyond recognition, and you can’t decide if it’s me or not, just put my funny fisherman’s hat on my head. “See, it’s me!”

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Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

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If Mr. Selwyn calls again, show him up: if I am alive I shall be delighted to see him; and if I am dead he would like to see me.

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(1705 – 1774) British politician, 1st Baron Holland
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

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Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat

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Girdler,  Kentucky

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She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.

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He could sell firewood in hell.

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He’s got molasses in his britches.

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Dumber than a stump

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All the goodness of a good egg cannot make up for the badness of a bad one.

(1819 – 1897) American journalist, author & senior government official
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The Atlanta Hawks are a bunch of guys who would prefer to pass kidney stones than pass a basketball.

American basketball coach
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Put it on the front door.

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Green as a gourd

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When I was a baby I had no teeth, I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.

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It’s fascinating to think that all around us there’s an invisible world we can’t even see. I’m speaking, of course, of the world of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.

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It’s hotter than a fritter!

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