Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 3

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Everything takes longer than you expect — even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I’m not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions which are driving me to desperation.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I don’t have a solution, but I admire the problem.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist