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Do Not Sit in Chairs Unless Using Them for Their Intended Use

We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.

Signs At an electric company

Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM

Signs At a restaurant

Malfunction: Too less water.

Signs A notice left on a coffee machine

Our Infamous Steaks

Signs At a restaurant in Raleigh NC

Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….

European Bread of the Week – FRESH BAKED BASTARDS…ea. $1.38 – Fresh Baked Goodness

Bach In a Minuet

Signs On the door of a music library

The Best Little Hair House Salon • CRUNCHY FEET? SPA PEDICURES BY GLENDA 437-….

CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE

Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)

Signs At a church

Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees

Signs At an animal park

Best Place To Take a Leak

Signs On a radiator repair garage

Made In China

Signs Printed underneath a picture of an American flag

No Playing Allowed

Signs On the gate of a playground fence

BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE

KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30

Signs At a restaurant

You shall not piss! – Sign taped onto an out-of-order urinal

Signs Sign taped across an out-of-order urinal

OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available

Signs On an information office door

7 Days Without Pizza Makes One Weak

Signs At a pizza shop

Please Use Middle Door

Signs Posted on the left of two doors