Keyword: Birds

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host
Places

All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons.

(1938 – 2007) British writer
Animals

Did you know a bird is the only animal that you can throw and you’d be helping it?

Comedian
Animals

There’s an unseen force which lets birds know when you’ve just washed your car.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter
Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

Get two birds stoned at once.

Mixed metaphors

It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there; hunters would be all confused.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Animals Science/Weather

Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm, Bird Study Shows

Animals Headlines

Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, "Is that Rod Stewart in first class?"

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
Animals Situations

Impeccable Birdfeeding: How to Discourage Scuffling, Hull-dropping, Seed-throwing, Unmentionable Nuisances and Vulgar Chatter at Your Birdfeeder

Animals Book Titles

I can levitate birds… no one cares.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Animals Science/Weather

A bird in the hand is dead.

Animals Death Murphy’s Laws

A bird in the hand is usually dead.

Animals Proverbs